How come the Presidential election is starting to feel like an episode of Keeping Up With The Kardashians? Do we not have the technology now to design a computer to run the country? We wouldn’t have to dwell on the fact that the computer pays a lower tax rate than we do, nor would we have to worry about it being a closet Muslim. And it wouldn’t cheat on its wife, throwing us all into a collective delirium. Maybe then we could focus on helping our neighbors, feeding the hungry, giving shelter to those who sleep out in the cold on long December evenings, etc. Oh, wait. I’m beginning to sound like a socialist. Where did my democratic pride go?